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"Remember the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge." -- Patches O'Houlihan

Challenge your friends to a brutal game while metal bands rage providing the musical  backdrop.  Do you have the skills?


Games run from 6PM-10PM 


THE RULES:


 1.) A player who is hit in the head is not out: instead the thrower is out. This rule does not apply if the player has lowered his head by ducking.

2.) No player may touch a ball that is on the other team's half.

3.) A player may use a ball she is holding to block balls thrown at her.

4.) No player may keep possession of a ball for longer than 15 seconds.

5.) A player can save a teammate by catching a ball that has hit him before it touches the ground. This also puts the thrower in prison.

6.) Once a prison is occupied, no one but prisoners may enter.

Your Team

1.) Find a team of 3-5 people.  

2.) Sign up on the whiteboard at the Death Metal Dodgeball pub.

3.)  Games last until a team is eliminated or a 5 minute max.  

4.) If it is tied at 5 minutes we go into sudden death.  First team to eliminate a player wins.

Sign up for death Metal Dodgeball

Band Lineup

NeuroButcher

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They death core and they're from Sonora.  Of course they are.

Pull my finger

Nothing But Losers

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The most hated band in Modesto for over 10 years.  They don't call them the losers for nothing.

Ladel some hate

Ununoctium

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Ripon's best death metal invades Modesto.

Touch the monkey

Wurm Flesh

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Don't take these guys fishing.  They'll kill you.

Cast a line

Vetivs

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Is it a shield or a knife?  It seems to be both.

The Band that teabagged Princess Peach

Archonic

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They're from Modesto.  They love Dodgeball AND they're Death Metal.  BOOYA.

Free Beer

About Us

Darkenside

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They survived the Oregon Trail sans Dystentry and they Rock.  Enjoy!

Suburban Paranoia

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They good suburban boys who may have smoked one bowl too many.  Who can't relate to that?

Foul Play

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Take out your frustrations about a previous relationship to Foul Play's Tyrannosaurus Ex.  Oh and Bob Ross made our logo.

Tyrannosaurus Ex Button

Mind of a Machine

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They're like the borg, except better looking and with penises.

Penis

Stigmurder

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Great to have these guys back.  They're REAL good.

OGGGLEY MOOGLEY

Bavmorda

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Terrifying and fantastic.  Just your average Bavmorda.

a la peanut butter sandwiches

A Butchers Euphoria

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No Vegans here.  Just lots of red meat.

Check it out. Chop chop!

Dismembered Carnage

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When you are on the dodgeball court bad things can happen.  This is your soundtrack.

MY ARM!!!!

Abysmal Piss

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They aren't the good kind of piss.  Unless you're Roman and you need to brush your teeth.  Then it's fantastic.

Fear the Worst

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It can't be that bad really.